Ok. That was strange. I think it’s fixed now? Can you read this?
If so: self-healing blog.
Every post I tried to write yesterday came out in the characters of the Russian alphabet. I admit I have some strange personal issues with interrupting the electrical flow of…uh….electricity (how’s that for a brilliant statement?).
I have 7 watches. I regularly replace the batteries in all 7. This is a major life problem: I have no sense of time. I put on watch, and the battery goes Hari-Kari within hours. Apparently, I scare the life out of batteries.
It would be a great Super Hero power, if it had any practical use other than increasing the coffers of the battery manufacturers. Let me know if you figure one out. I’ll have a cape made: Battery Destructo Woman!
Our pantry is full of light bulbs. Shaun turns on a lamp, and it works. I turn on a lamp, the bulb freaks out and commits suicide.
This worries me. But so far the computer, TV, cell phone, and car all seem to be unaffected. Maybe they aren’t as intimidated by me as lightbulbs and batteries.
This is why, when the blog showed up in Russian, why I went right to Uh-Oh. My electronic Kappowee abilities are expanding! I didn’t immediately assume it was a WordPress glitch, or an internet hiccup.
For whatever reason, TLH attracts most of its spam from Russia. Where, it seems, this blog looks like a big money-maker for X-rated entertainment. (Those thingies over my head are huge question marks.)
I figured all bloggers were getting swamped by X-rated Russian spammers. So I asked a few. Nope. Just TLH.
I mean, Hudson is cute and all, but…really?
Hopefully this will post, and you won’t wonder where the heck I am.
(I’m blowing up watches and light bulbs when I’m not here, FYI.)