gotta make the morning last?
Uh. No. I don’t think so. I’m glad it’s almost over, because the afternoon is going to be better. (Telegram to Universe…telegram to Universe…)
It’s not as bad as the morning I poured myself a bowl of cereal, topped it with milk, stuck my spoon in, and remember Frosted Flakes do not bob.
Dog kibble, however, bobs quite well.
I’m not good at multi-tasking (for proof: watch Jane ride dressage).
But I persist in the belief that I am completely capable of drying my hair while cleaning the bathroom. Clean the mirror, clean the counters, clean everything in reach. Done. See? I can multi-task! Put last touches on drying hair. Looks good.
Smear on sunscreen. Check time. Grab bottle of hairspray.
Notice hairspray smells funny. Look down. Still holding bottle.
I just sprayed my hair with Windex. Nice.
Brain thought: grab misting thingie. Voila. Cleans, shines, and holds.
Hopefully doesn’t make hair fall out. I’ll keep you updated. If it works, I’ll let you in on the infomercial:
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