Hello. You Have Reached…

…The Literary Horse.  We are currently away from our blog.  If you would care to stay on the line, we will return as soon as possible.

If you prefer to hold with music, press 1.

If you prefer to hold without music, press 2.

If you prefer Jane to get it together, press control-alt-delete.

If you wish to speak to an agent, say “Who’s the good witto doggie-woggie?”

If you wish to speak to a human agent, leave your name and email, and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

Among the good stuff coming: an anatomy of team roping from the Tim Sturm benefit, starring Bella and Hudson.  True take his first free jump as a 3 year old and likes it, and my personal favorite: The Walgreens Chickens.  (As soon as I figure out how to get a pic off my elderly cell phone and on the blog!)

In the meantime, musical hold has these selections playing: Sounds Like Life to Me (Darryl Worley), I’m Alive (Kenny Chesney with Dave Matthews), Everything Reminds Me of My Dog (Jane Siberry), and of course In the Hall of the Mountain King (Grieg)

It’s killing me that I can’t be here quite yet, but I’m thinking about y’all, hoping things are well at your house, and that every ride is a good ride.  Please, have a magic donut – no calories!

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6 thoughts on “Hello. You Have Reached…

  1. Michelle

    Hey isn’t there supposed to be some option to get to the operator? Well at least it’s not the one where you have to speak your answer. (“I said ONE, dammit!!!”)

    Reply

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