I confess. I have relationships with my Spam Comments. Like all relationships, in the beginning, I had trouble identifying if they were for real or not. I’d look in the blog spam filter, cock my head, and think, wow someone at That Big Casino really likes my blog! They said my post on accidentally eating dog kibble was brilliant, insightful, and thought provoking. They are definitely coming back to read more of my thought provoking ideas!
Call it the optimist in me.
I feel a lot of love from the stuff caught in my spam filter. Those spambots are good. I put off deleting the trapped comments. I’m insightful. Brilliant. Good. Thoughtful. Loved. Well Written. The spambots LOVE my blog. They actually say that: “I LOVE your blog!” It’s the perfect relationship. I’m adored: I can be a total idiot, and they still think I’m a genius. GENIUS.
Of course, there are a few bots that are a little pushy and take a little more liberty than I’m comfortable with. Case in point, these spam comment in response to Dr. Freud…White Courtesy Phone Please:
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Don’t you think it’s a little forward for them to recommend anti-depressents and a loan to cover therapy? Delete. No love.
Or how about this one, a comment on Rider Meltdowns (um like the one I had recently over sitting the trot?):
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Please no. Don’t come back. Delete. This comment on The Poetry of Marriage is just plain insulting:
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I’m hurt. You think my marriage is on the rocks because I need to lose weight?? You can’t really love me! I don’t believe you. If you really loved me, you’d love me just as I am. The Casino does. Sob.
Maybe the Prozac blog is right.
Did I delete that link?
Posts Jane Has Some Love For
If you have some time this weekend, you might like these:
Enlightened Horsemanship has a good post on Affirmations of Awareness for Horse people. (Thanks Kim!) The comments section went into a thread on rider awareness (with yours truly griping about the sitting trot). There’s some great feedback.
More on The Dreaded Sitting Trot here, from an Equisearch comment thread.
Equine Ink has unusual Blimp video footage (2nd video) of The Kentucky Derby (Thanks Liz!), that gives you a much better feel of how spectacular Mine That Bird’s upset win really was. Also, her informative post on polo wraps here. There’s a tendon/heat retention issue with wraps/boots!