I was able to get the video sorted out through some trial software (thus the logo on my stomach). If you’ve never been on a mechanical bull, trust me, it’s a lot worse up there than it looks.
Relaxing into a dressage balance seat does not help. Should your kids trick you, remember this, and Hang The Heck ON. Hellllooooooooo….BULL RIDING. (If you listen closely, you can hear the kids screaming faster, faster in the background. Nice.)
Feel free to laugh. Hysterically.
To see how it should be done: here’s the dude with the Guinness World Record Title. Completely shows me up. Sheesh. Rude rude rude. As Micah would say, “He like totally OWNED you mom.”
After watching the pro…I’m thinking I mighta hit level 5, those last few seconds. (It’s worth lying to myself over, especially since I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. )